apologies apologies. apologies to people who have been visiting my blog to check if i did update but click the
[x] button on the top right hand corner (to close the window or tab) in disappointment!
this upcoming post will be a random compilation of what took place from then until now. which i don't even know when it dates back to!
WARNING : VERY RANDOM
let's get it going with the flow of the timeline shall we?
dates back to i think 13th April. this is actually my second tattoo. the first one i don't have a picture of it though. you can see from the picture that it's still scabbing and the colour is still so fresh and bright. i think i'm going to alive to touch it up abit and maybe add a pentagram design to it.. pending thoughts though. i'll see how it goes.
-----------------
dates back to 1st October which is the class chalet. i was at the brim of winning the round with 大四喜。 my initial hand, more than half of it are these tiles. i was so close to winning, but eventually someone (i forgot who) guessed my tiles and just win the round by just a 平胡。 平胡 - 1 台； 大四喜 - 5 台。 to not make them lose so much money, they have to resort to doing that. let me win 1 time big big one will die ah?
-----------------
dates back to 26th October which is the lion dance BBQ. i was taking a cab home late at night and i got into this cab. it's got this touchscreen TV to provide you with information like movie listings, shopping centers categorised in different parts of singapore and the goes on and on. you can just sit down there, press press.. YOU GET YOUR INFORMATION! i forgot which kind of cab it is considering the variety of cab increased drastically.
in the past, it's the simple manual transmission cabs like the blue comfort cab, yellow top cab and the yellow comfort cab. right now? there's the auto transmission silver arrow, hyundai sonata, toyota wish blah blah and blah.
frankly speaking, if you were to ask me.. i prefer the manual transmission ones. ask me why and i will tell you story. but ever since the price hike and the additional fuel charges imposed, i rarely (as in really, rarely) take cab. even after the fuel price goes down, they don't seems to have any intentions of taking away the 30cents extra charge. i would say the move of adding the additional 30cents when the fuel price was sky high was a dodgy one. it's just an excuse to add in the additional charge and not remove it.
okay okay.. i'm not going to change this post into some bitching post about the escalating price of cab fare.
just to prove that i'm
really in a cab.
-.-
-----------------
dates back to
*silence*
i forgot. beat it.
this guy actually approached jerry and offered him a BOSS coffee beverage. kind of like those mocha latte, cappucino from nescafe. it's just a survey to test how well the people can adapt to the coffee.
being the cheapskate that jerry is (dunchoo deny!), if someone offers a free drink to him, KIO! (take).
'you get a free drink on a hot day from just saying a couple of sentence. why not?'
he still can talk cock with the person.
Jerry - 'what kind of coffee bean is used to make this drink?'Survey boy (let's call him A) - 'i don't know'
Jerry - 'from what i read from the fine prints on the can itself, i don't think it's arabica coffee beans. i think if you use arabica, it will be nicer and more appealing' A - 'Orh. Okay. Thank you'
but at the end of the day, he got the free drink, he's a happy bloke.
-----------------well, FYP have officially began for me (in fact, 7 weeks ago). i must say it's a boring yet fun thing to do. will not go into the details. unless you want me to type out exact WHAT i am doing everyday 8.45am to 6pm for the past 7 weeks.
-----------------well, just yesterday, i changed away my Sony Ericsson K800i phone for
THIS!
i was actually browsing through the starhub shop when someone tapped on my shoulder. EILEEN. she kept promoting that phone to me. explaining the functions and how good it is.
with the thought of having a $200 voucher in hand that's going to expire soon, rather than expiring the voucher, why not use the voucher? so i called my dad, enquire and seek his opinion. everything happens very fast. a call, confirm buying, the next day, BOUGHT. i would say this is an impulse buy. but i'm not regretting it, considering it's an impulse decision.
i know what's eileen thinking of now.. OKAY! Thank you okay!
-----------------Saving the best for last
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
some gross shit before i end this post.
this guy, obviously, not only he can't aim very well with his penis (i don't care if it's crude. YES, i'm saying it.. PENIS PENIS PENIS) when he's urinating. he too, can't let off his load properly.
LOOK AT IT!
a piece of art isn't it? if you look carefully on the floor, there's still a couple of it stained on the floor. i guess his anus is not just grown between his butt cheeks but also grown around his ankle. simply amazing!
well, with that piece of shit stuck on the floor, i end my VERY RANDOM post. i hope my lazy bug won't prevent me from updating any sooner.
Lucien Lau
